........tell anyone and you're dead........

My clothes stink like vitamins today. Good thing I dont need 'em, cos its air-out day. Gonna batter myself up in fishpaste and have some young girls sponge it off me. I dont do it on purpose, but its hard to explain yourself when the only word that comes out of your mouth is 'mama'. Good thing I keep a bag packed under the bed, best way for a quick escape when the chinese girl starts singing from down the hall. "eeeeeeyyeyyeyeyeyeeeeeeeeeeeodnyawalampah" what a fuckin tard.
Thats not the only thing I keep under my bed............