The Show That Never Ends...

Three mangs

Mangs all three

three weee

we three mangs sure were

we shure were time for a show...

..."wang" said Dick.

"wang said the Bunny"

..."wang said Jane"

Then they did it all again...

For some strange reason,

that bunny is about to fly away again....

I was counting bad?

not for me

what would I know?

me?

nup.

I don't know nuthin,

I DON'T KNOW NUTHIN!!!!

NUTHIN!

NUTHIN!

NUTHIN!

blonk-blonk-blonk...
Lets's keep doing it!

CHESTDICKS WORLD TOUR

Just to let them know we're coming. Wait for it.

ThRee DrUnK MaNgS

LOOk The WaNgEr ate MY LuNcH AgAin

FuCK OfffffFFF CUnT, CHeSTiE BuM...

wHeREs My DrinK CuNT

MY MOuse LuMp

iTS TimE FoR A shOW

BurP CuNT WANg..

LIps

GueSS wHO Is ComEiNg MuM

THe DiNgDiDOng...Mum...

wHereS My cHiPs...

NO

MR CHEE
(sings) gadaaaaad dablaaaaabbababaaaaaaa.....













MRS WEEE

(Once again wakes up, trembling with fear. Sits up
and heads into the bathroom.)
You, have broken the
third rule of man. What do you have to
say for yourself?










MR CHEE
well.. him best is bigger of me, (chort)
I go longlong! (poking finger upwards near crutch)















MRS WEEE
It was my only chance to get the
promotion.











MR CHEE
HAAhahaA! For I am
broken rule, I make you finger?
(raises a pair of gardening sheers)












MRS WEEE
Not in front of the kids.
(Patrick, Doug and Kate lean over, waiting)













MR CHEE
Heeheeeeheheheee. Them after!














MRS WEEE
So that's how I ended up chained to the
bus stop naked.

















MR CHEE
Hamler know best.

however...

someone watches everything we do....

are you kidding?

that pigeon is totally fucked!

di nuova

qualcosa di nuova viene>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

WHERES OUR FUCKEN GARDENER?

Oi wheres our fucken gardener gone? !!

Fuck my dog, the chestdick  headquarters  is over fucken grown...

Its a fucken jungle out there man...

It reminds me back in Nam, where the chestdicks took on 500 one armed monkeys, with hairdryers who wanted nothing more than to perm our balls too fuzz-jizz...

Yeah fucken fuzz jizz man...

The jungle was thick and nasty man, the chestdicks almost died man.....

If it wasn't for gardener Steve to save us, he came in and mowed those monkey cunts down..

It was like napalm in the botanical gardens man......

All gone and all forgotten, until now.

Where is gardener Steve ...?

Any one with any information on gardener Steve please contact chestdicks

Or you balls will be fuzz-jizzed.

Ort

MR CHEE
Its happy for me today?
(moving towards the compartment)












MR CHEE
I know there, you said him first (waves)
How that one?









MRS WEEE
No. I mean, it's probably a honeymoon couple or a company director or something. (fingering around her jaw) Did you look in here?















MR CHEE
..No? But Hims said you pretty down there! Smell nice!












MRS WEEE
Get fucked!!












MR CHEE
That's what I talk about!













MRS WEEE
Well, let's broaden our outlook.

home life

-Firstly, I tried to ask the fat bunny on the rock, but the fat bunny wouldn't fucking say anything,
so then I asked Mike down in our CHESTDICKS! Research Lab, and he said:


..."Don't worry, the rabbit is an idiot! It needs a new battery in its' wang." and then he went on to say "that bunny sure were flat battery bum-wang, look at these sandwiches which I am keeping safe, away from harm..."
-so I asked what he was taking about, and he said:
"Fuck off the pictures aren't dorking!
Fuck off rubber black dipple-hands!
Fuck off alfoil-dandwiches!
Fuck off the whole world of cities!
and fuck off tea time with mum and dad!
-stupid fat rock-sitter!" and then he added: "Yum!"

-Are you OK Mike?
"...Oh, sure. I just think it's been too long. It's been too damn long, that's all..."
-Should we leave you alone?
"...I'll be alright in a minute..."

merrY CHESTDICKNESS!

I just want you to know that I will keep you safe on the planet earth.

I will serve and protect any of your dangly parts.

If you vote for me, I will come to your house and give you a dollar,

if you vote for the other wang, well that's your risk.  I may well turn up to your house every day with peanuts for your dogs ass...

..I leave your decisions up to you (and your dog).

Mother Tongue

MR CHEE
What is it, Harylot?

MRS. WEEE
No. Bingo just phoned. They can't
make it. Oliver bullshit to work.
Blahballlahbalblah.

MR CHEE
(unhappily) Oht.

MRS. WEEE
If isn't him too late they come out -but him says you MUM has waited for them.
Bingo does no answer, trying to figure out, Bingo!

MR CHEE
(cont'd) I thirsty. Should go ahead, Weee!
(smiles)You play it in them some other time. (hehehe)

MRS. WEEE
(dispiritedly) I guess so. (rises)

MR CHEE
Good people is be like Hamlet.

The New Testament

Santa is getting drunk with jesus christ...
And its a time to be fucking jolly i say..
Therefore be imitators of god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And get drunk with our dear children..
There is nothing wrong about getting your cock out in the name of god
And there is nothing wrong in shiting in you girl friends bed...
There is nothing wrong with fucking in a tree....
And there is nothing wrong with drinking a another beer...
And there is nothing wrong in spelling the word dildo penis...
And there must be nothing wrong in stroking a drunk bunny...
So you see my fellow imitators of god....+santa
We must have another drink...

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wang.

in limbo,
on my way to a beautiful place,
flying through the air all peaceful.
drifting through the empty spaces...
"...wheee mum! look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
and then when mummy didn't come outside
I pointed at the bunny.
the bunny pointed at me pointing at the bunny...
I felt so dirty
but the bunny said that i should follow him down the hole...
"-mummy, is the bunny being a cuntie?"
"-no no son, the bunny needs love like everything does"

the bunny is a sus cunt. of this I am certain. you have not heard the last of this,
there is more. so much more...

A NEW TWIST

The usual farm animals, especially in densely populated areas, often have a brooding look. But cows in areas where people dine less often are beginning to borrow an idea that's common in Europe to make food easier to find: see-through cows.

Such cows, erected on the south side of Sudan's Interstate 71, will give starvies a window on the food passing daily.

The church and local leaders lobbied for a see-through exemption to raise the church's profile. Federal guidelines allow the see-through cows for churches, historic locations, parks, hospitals and schools.

See-through cows are relatively new, with more states looking into the option.

"They are not that common," said Suhamemutu Motutuutu, a spokesman with the local book club, which encourages people to consider aesthetics in highway planning. "But not only do they look nice and are reasonably practical, you might find the odd snack inside them."

when coffee becomes wrong...

Sometimes Ithink that we are looking in all the wrong places.
I know he could make a good cuppa, but surely all the fame and glamour of the circus...
I mean, what has he got himself into? Who are all his new friends? I detect plans within plans...
We must double our efforts. Things are now getting out of control!

Where does it come from?

I am sure you have had a cup of hot chocolate with a delicious piece of cake, at least once in your life. But have you asked yourself where chocolate comes from? Here is an interesting legend for you.

Uncle Russ love lollies and cakes, big chicken burgers and roast potatos with gravy, and so once he decided to give them as a special present: Flying food for boxcatchers like this lil' guy. They guarded it jealously because the drink they extracted from it was meant to be only for the gods. But HE took a small shrub with red flowers growing on it that had dark fruit.
Turned out useful to grind into the ladies, drunk sour or bitter, which seems to be the origin of it, which means bitter. Later on, they licked it, and when the Spaniards came, they licked it too.

There are four types of boxcatcher: ground, tree, standing and special, the last of which they fan with palm leaves and wipe with wet cloths. The firs three he uses as currency because they are considered a symbol of wealth. But when they know how to lick it, not hungry.

Uncle Russ could solve the problems of the world, except for all those nice things like lollies and cakes. Yummy.

Can't Decide?

Noel didn't know if he were better off standing up or sitting on the chair,

So first he stood up,
then after a while he sat down in the chair.

That's right. He did both.*









*later that same day he went and got an X-Ray. Uncle Russ says that Noel was a bit of a cunt when he was a child, and as he grew, he became a bigger cunt. "Fuck him." Uncle Russ used to say as he spat lobsters into the paper bag, I think that Noel must have sat on more than just the chair. I don't think he stood up as often as they say. I suspect that there is more to this than meets the eye... Uncle Russ is coming home...

WANG SHIT

Every body needs a little wang from some body..
No one feels sorry, for those that have been, wanged in the face
Or those who have got, the old wang stare ..
So what the fucken wang are we wangers all going on about...?
Wang is real.. just like baby elephants with seven wangers, who can shit so big after they have eaten a special tuty-fruty wanger curry from the Alps of the African jungle in fucken wanger country. Shits as big as houses they say..
The terrifyed children were so scared they never played with the seven wanger elepants again!
As the children were never seen again after playing with wanger elephants,
The Russain Army had stept in with the russain cabbage-vindaloo eating cows who were to destroy the elapant poo wang, but it simply did not work.. the seven wanger elephants keep shiting houses and the children were never seen again.
Chestdicks reported live wang chips...