home life

-Firstly, I tried to ask the fat bunny on the rock, but the fat bunny wouldn't fucking say anything,
so then I asked Mike down in our CHESTDICKS! Research Lab, and he said:


..."Don't worry, the rabbit is an idiot! It needs a new battery in its' wang." and then he went on to say "that bunny sure were flat battery bum-wang, look at these sandwiches which I am keeping safe, away from harm..."
-so I asked what he was taking about, and he said:
"Fuck off the pictures aren't dorking!
Fuck off rubber black dipple-hands!
Fuck off alfoil-dandwiches!
Fuck off the whole world of cities!
and fuck off tea time with mum and dad!
-stupid fat rock-sitter!" and then he added: "Yum!"

-Are you OK Mike?
"...Oh, sure. I just think it's been too long. It's been too damn long, that's all..."
-Should we leave you alone?
"...I'll be alright in a minute..."