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The Broken Teeth from Caramels

The Plot.

"A trio of mangs has their trip to a robo island well basted by a gang of psycho rapistette campers. There's no dentist and soon the three city dwellers have to take someone’s face off to get new teeth to gnash against the maniacs for survival."

1965, 81 minutes or more, real, DVD, old IBM hard drive, tasteful.

The Review

I know there's a large piece of you out there in a doctor’s bin somewhere (dare I say all?) that goes to the local video store and trails mucus over all the kids movies they've had since they opened at easter. You think to yourself, that surely there must be more to lady life than rapisting a poster of Antonio Banderas in Too Hot To - My My My Put Your Clothes Back On. There has to be some new and fresh botulism in the lettuce aisle film genre. Well, luckily, just as we are poking Chinese onto hooks, we have also tricked them into destalk and kill manouvres, fending off groups of would-be rapistette women cults that are exactly like their western counterparts with the exception that instead of their name being Joan, its more like Haemmorhoid Fist throughout the movie, and you have to buy popcorn! The best part is old greek words come embedded in subtitles that can't be turned off. Not really a problem except that you need an englishman, chinese man and two greek men to translate, one above the other until they can’t anymore. Oh well, these days I pray you’ll run, before the ideas kills you. I'm actually being quite charismatic about this film as you can see, as many of the me you'll meet, are turning to the old ways. It doesn't really detract from the story though, there's an island with some mangs camping on it and they each get rapisted by a dudette with a big set of wings. We have six main characters here, three guys and three girls and another girl, no character. They are all one side against the other against the one on her own to build a retard island-world.

Four stars.