New year, new career...

...foul-mouthed pig of a woman Katrina Maneena offers her reflections on pasta management -- "drawn from a summer workshop I led, at the core of what works for some shitty pasta I've had," she writes, "is not some magic set of tricks or one particular discipline system (or wanking-procedure as we term it in the trade). If discipline systems worked all on their own, all us filthy, glue sniffing petrol addicts would adopt one and pasta management and discipline would cease to be the most requested topic for professional development from our district's pasta-makers, crab breeders and circus owners. No, what works for me is my addiction to glue. Fuck the pasta!"