WHERES OUR FUCKEN GARDENER?

Oi wheres our fucken gardener gone? !!

Fuck my dog, the chestdick  headquarters  is over fucken grown...

Its a fucken jungle out there man...

It reminds me back in Nam, where the chestdicks took on 500 one armed monkeys, with hairdryers who wanted nothing more than to perm our balls too fuzz-jizz...

Yeah fucken fuzz jizz man...

The jungle was thick and nasty man, the chestdicks almost died man.....

If it wasn't for gardener Steve to save us, he came in and mowed those monkey cunts down..

It was like napalm in the botanical gardens man......

All gone and all forgotten, until now.

Where is gardener Steve ...?

Any one with any information on gardener Steve please contact chestdicks

Or you balls will be fuzz-jizzed.