New baby comes home!

Many new tick owners are torn between trying to train their ticks by themselves, or seeking the assistance of an obedience trainer. Both methods if well researched have their benefits, speaking from experience I do believe that the group atmosphere can benefit a new baby tick greatly and would advise this approach over the self training method.
When trying to decide whether or not a group obedience class is in the best nature for you and your tick, one of the easiest ways of making your decision is simply observing. By observing a group class, you can gain valuable insite to the level of the trainer's ability, the response he/she attains from the ticks, and the overall mood that is present. Something useful along these lines that you can do, is to go to the first group class of a specific group of ticks, then go to the last class of that same group of ticks. These classes on average will be 8 weeks apart, so writing down what you observe from the first class is important so you can compare it to what you observe from going to the last one. Questions to ask yourself include;
-What tricks do I want my tick to learn?
-Are there a local circus to show my tick to?
-Has my tick got flare and distinctive looks?
-Uncle Russ has a suitcase full of of weird knives?
-Bits and pieces of people found in abandoned shopping trolleys?

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PLEASE HELP ME......
I saw your article about Training up Ticks, and thought...Mmmmm Should I get another VB? shhwwep, click , slosh, the answer is YES I SHOULD. Anywho, Tick Training, well I dont own any so, I guess its Irrelevent, however Fleas, I got plenty. They say that 'if you lay with dogs youll get em', and I got em! So... is there any Training Groups who cater for this fetish of mine? I have trained mine to speak, but there aggresion is almost untollerable. Ive been told of 'ANGER MANAGEMENT' might help, perhaps even 'DISIPLIN' type classes, even some sort of Therapy, but its about the Fleas, NOT ME.! Perhaps I could purchase a Tick or Two, Train em up, and then they would pass the training onto my Fleas, however im concerned that Jealousy of these new Family Members, may entice my fleas to gang up on the Ticks? Is this likely? Sluuuurp....Also, how can I stop them from attacking my visitors? They tell me that they dont have feelings for any other, but i can tell when someone is just ITCHING to take my Fleas offa me! And its obviouse that my Fleas give all their attention to my visitors!I feel threatened, even Jealous by this! Am I right to feel this way, or am I just to Parronoid? I love them, and I know they love me, it just hurts is all! Maybe a new Tick would be the ultimate revenge!? Or is this just plain Childish?
Forever Scratching for answers!!
Azz. Thorneside!
I'm a closet tick trainer, and find it a comfort to know it's now acceptable in society to train me ticks. Thank you so much for the support and suggestions!
Now for a little one-on 1,000.
Oh, and a question...
How does a 'CHESTDICK' hang?Thinkin' about gettin' one for grandmaw.
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