the gravy song

all the gravy in the world baby,
all the wobbly flaps of skin,
I say hey there pretty lady,
would you like let me in?

all that so delicious gravy,
turns to water in my mouth,
touch me like that pretty lady,
touched me baby in the south,

gravy gravy gravy nut-wing,
salty little wing on train,
...didn't catch a fucking thing-thing,
there it is, my wang again...

so remember gravy wang-man,
or indeed wang gravy girl,
all we chest-dickly want is mama's phone,
to call Uncle Russ and bring him home...