We Are Sorry

So..Yes this is what will happen if you let your children play with CHESTDICKS..
YES.. I advise all concerened parents
Do not let your children play with with chestdicks.
Once they enter wang country, theres no going back from wang country...
OK. Im very sorry to all parants that are concerned..
On behalf of Uncle Russ and Chestdicks, your children will be completely fucked for life.
Thank you.

the gravy song

all the gravy in the world baby,
all the wobbly flaps of skin,
I say hey there pretty lady,
would you like let me in?

all that so delicious gravy,
turns to water in my mouth,
touch me like that pretty lady,
touched me baby in the south,

gravy gravy gravy nut-wing,
salty little wing on train,
...didn't catch a fucking thing-thing,
there it is, my wang again...

so remember gravy wang-man,
or indeed wang gravy girl,
all we chest-dickly want is mama's phone,
to call Uncle Russ and bring him home...

New baby comes home!

Many new tick owners are torn between trying to train their ticks by themselves, or seeking the assistance of an obedience trainer. Both methods if well researched have their benefits, speaking from experience I do believe that the group atmosphere can benefit a new baby tick greatly and would advise this approach over the self training method.
When trying to decide whether or not a group obedience class is in the best nature for you and your tick, one of the easiest ways of making your decision is simply observing. By observing a group class, you can gain valuable insite to the level of the trainer's ability, the response he/she attains from the ticks, and the overall mood that is present. Something useful along these lines that you can do, is to go to the first group class of a specific group of ticks, then go to the last class of that same group of ticks. These classes on average will be 8 weeks apart, so writing down what you observe from the first class is important so you can compare it to what you observe from going to the last one. Questions to ask yourself include;

-What tricks do I want my tick to learn?

-Are there a local circus to show my tick to?

-Has my tick got flare and distinctive looks?

-Uncle Russ has a suitcase full of of weird knives?

-Bits and pieces of people found in abandoned shopping trolleys?

GREAT BIG FUCKING ROAST CHICKEN

1. Feeds a family of four
2. Looks pretty good
3. Makes footy fun
   

THE WANG CIRCUS

Hello there my little darlings have you ever heard of the wang circus
i tell you its pretty wanged up its all wang....the circus that old Uncle Russ is running is not what it seems
he has started cross breeding circus folk not just the normal wang type but animal wang type
yes i said animal wang type ,he has migets fucking horses, horses wanking on frogs, frogs wanking on children,
children fucking dogs, dogs fucking children it sure.... is...and i tell you thats not all he has crossed, he has started migrating boat loads of indian goats to soil his new crossed bred mongrals.. yes indain goats with there wings out spraying wang every where! Yes lovely soiled monkey dogs and lovely indain goat wangs so my little darlings you have a rough idea what a wanG circus is going to look like.....i tell u this and listen carefully .....it sure was....