Can't Decide?

Noel didn't know if he were better off standing up or sitting on the chair,

So first he stood up,
then after a while he sat down in the chair.

That's right. He did both.*









*later that same day he went and got an X-Ray. Uncle Russ says that Noel was a bit of a cunt when he was a child, and as he grew, he became a bigger cunt. "Fuck him." Uncle Russ used to say as he spat lobsters into the paper bag, I think that Noel must have sat on more than just the chair. I don't think he stood up as often as they say. I suspect that there is more to this than meets the eye... Uncle Russ is coming home...