Where does it come from?

I am sure you have had a cup of hot chocolate with a delicious piece of cake, at least once in your life. But have you asked yourself where chocolate comes from? Here is an interesting legend for you.

Uncle Russ love lollies and cakes, big chicken burgers and roast potatos with gravy, and so once he decided to give them as a special present: Flying food for boxcatchers like this lil' guy. They guarded it jealously because the drink they extracted from it was meant to be only for the gods. But HE took a small shrub with red flowers growing on it that had dark fruit.
Turned out useful to grind into the ladies, drunk sour or bitter, which seems to be the origin of it, which means bitter. Later on, they licked it, and when the Spaniards came, they licked it too.

There are four types of boxcatcher: ground, tree, standing and special, the last of which they fan with palm leaves and wipe with wet cloths. The firs three he uses as currency because they are considered a symbol of wealth. But when they know how to lick it, not hungry.

Uncle Russ could solve the problems of the world, except for all those nice things like lollies and cakes. Yummy.