merrY CHESTDICKNESS!

I just want you to know that I will keep you safe on the planet earth.

I will serve and protect any of your dangly parts.

If you vote for me, I will come to your house and give you a dollar,

if you vote for the other wang, well that's your risk.  I may well turn up to your house every day with peanuts for your dogs ass...

..I leave your decisions up to you (and your dog).