Mother Tongue

MR CHEE
What is it, Harylot?

MRS. WEEE
No. Bingo just phoned. They can't
make it. Oliver bullshit to work.
Blahballlahbalblah.

MR CHEE
(unhappily) Oht.

MRS. WEEE
If isn't him too late they come out -but him says you MUM has waited for them.
Bingo does no answer, trying to figure out, Bingo!

MR CHEE
(cont'd) I thirsty. Should go ahead, Weee!
(smiles)You play it in them some other time. (hehehe)

MRS. WEEE
(dispiritedly) I guess so. (rises)

MR CHEE
Good people is be like Hamlet.

The New Testament

Santa is getting drunk with jesus christ...
And its a time to be fucking jolly i say..
Therefore be imitators of god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And get drunk with our dear children..
There is nothing wrong about getting your cock out in the name of god
And there is nothing wrong in shiting in you girl friends bed...
There is nothing wrong with fucking in a tree....
And there is nothing wrong with drinking a another beer...
And there is nothing wrong in spelling the word dildo penis...
And there must be nothing wrong in stroking a drunk bunny...
So you see my fellow imitators of god....+santa
We must have another drink...

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wang.

in limbo,
on my way to a beautiful place,
flying through the air all peaceful.
drifting through the empty spaces...
"...wheee mum! look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
and then when mummy didn't come outside
I pointed at the bunny.
the bunny pointed at me pointing at the bunny...
I felt so dirty
but the bunny said that i should follow him down the hole...
"-mummy, is the bunny being a cuntie?"
"-no no son, the bunny needs love like everything does"

the bunny is a sus cunt. of this I am certain. you have not heard the last of this,
there is more. so much more...