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Things happen because we make them possible; I'm a firm believer in dreams. Dreams coming true. Like the first time you lick you're own blood, you know it's all gonna get better from here.
For example. This morning, I woke up to discover I have two beautiful symmetrically placed coldsores adorning my upper lip, and I quickly recounted the night's dream of growing tusks like a wild pig. This gives me hope, fair children, for I now believe I am a seer. Its only a matter of days before I can start tusking through my food, thus being allowed (finally) to eat out of a dog food bowl like mum always told me I couldn't. Morale is - Mum's? Who needs 'em when you've got tusks. I always was a pioneer of stuff. Right. Now I've you know who I am, its time for a story.....

terrible!

this is just sooo terrrible!

I sure were...

How do we go about spreading all the wrongnessess? We will interview the famous, we will inspire you, we will change the face of the planet! Out of the demise of projects past comes this formidable text-disaster! Wait for the pictures! Wait for the movies! You will never be the same now that you have found out about Hamburgerpants? (chestdicks!)